Our systems at work aren’t working properly so I can’t get any work done!  So… here we go… the 10 absolutely WORST songs ever created… according to ME… because everyone is entitled to my opinion!

10) Cher – Believe — please… stop! And could she have even done the song without the auto-tune? And didn’t she record this before her 92nd “Farewell Tour?”

9) David Soul – Don’t Give Up On Us — sweet merciful crap this is awful! Words can’t express!

Culture Club – Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? — yes. yes I do. The song opens with “Popularity Breeds Contempt” and that much is certain.

7) Bryan Adams – Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman? — Bryan… baby… JUST ROCK! For the love of all that is good and holy…

6) WHAM! – Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go — Didn’t he get arrested for “going solo” in a restroom? Just sayin’!

5) ANYTHING by Creed — Like… “My Own Prison” or the intolerable tripe… “With Arms Wide Open” … truly the clincher for suck… the heartbeats at the beginning??? REALLY please… just…. SHUT… UP!

4) Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy Breaky Heart — OH MY GOD! This song still makes me cringe. At the height of its popularity the radio station I worked for was playing it every 70 minutes. Which means I got to hear it 3 times every day! I wanted to kill myself!

3) Europe – The Final Countdown — big hair, cheezy synthetic rock. Dear God… play some actual instruments dudes! Utter CRAP!

2) Spice Girls – Wannabe — Like “Achy Breaky Heart” above, at one point I was playing this song 4 times during a 5 hour shift. I didn’t need to kill myself because my soul died. And the “footsteps” at the beginning of the song? REALLY… what happened? Were you late to the session? UGH!

1) Ricky Martin – She Bangs — please make her stop doing that. And while you’re at it, Ricky… you stop too. Just stop.

So there you have it. Yes, I know you probably disagree… so post your own list.

UPDATE: Had to re-do all the links because blip.fm wouldn’t load.  Converted to imeem.com.
UPDATE II: Had to re-do all the links AGAIN because imeem makes you register to listen.  Stupid imeem.  Trying song.ly now.